Levi was searching through the underwear bin to find some to wear to school this morning. We keep his and Esther's in a basket downstairs. The other day, he accidentally put on girl undies, so he was especially concerned about getting it right this time.
"Mom, which ones are mine again?"
"The ones with a hole for your tail." (He also likes to wear them backwards so we joke that the hole is for his tail.)
"These?" (Holding up a pair of white undies with pink lace at the top...and no tail hole.)
"No, buddy, they have to have a hole for your penis. Those are girls undies...girls don't have penises, so no hole."
"And I DO have a penis, Mom!"
Esther pipes up, "Me, too, Mom!!!!"
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